itsnotaleash | Yakushima Beach // Open

[Once you enter through the door with an obvious yellow scarf tied around the doorknob, you'll find yourself on the soft, warm sands of the beach. This isn't just any beach, of course, but the beach at Yakushima! For now, the skies are clear of all clouds as the sun shines down and causes the clear, blue ocean to sparkle. It's really a gorgeous sight. ... Unfortunately, it's a private beach so there are no babes in bikinis, but Thanatos can hope that a few babes from the Mall will drop by so he can gaze upon their curves.

He's also currently setting up a small spot on the beach. At the moment it's just two beach chairs, one for Orpheus, along with a huge beach umbrella and a few towels. Thanatos seems really exited as he strips off his shirt so now he's only in black swim trunks with a pattern of little, white skulls. How adorable. ... He then pauses to look at a bottle of sun tan lotion. He remembers his Junpei once mentioning how girls liked it when they had it rubbed on their backs. Thanatos has a mission. For now, though, he's going to set the bottle aside and zoom off towards the ocean. THIS IS SO EXCITING, HE'S BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.

... Can Death even swim? Looks like we'll all get to find out as he splashes into the waves.]

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"Yeah. Too bad he's got the common sense of a newborn puppy." she says, tilting her head backwards to look at him. "He doesn't even know how to swim, y'know."

That's just how he is. [Blinks at the second part, not like you could tell or anything. But the brief moment of "derp" is almost audible. ... So that's why he mentioned it.] He got that from me.

[The not being able to swim part. Didn't know those kind of quirks would carry over, my bad.]

[The sound of splashing suddenly ends. There's a moment of silence where Thanatos seems to be staring at something in the water before ... SPLASH! Thanatos ganks himself a fish. The fish flails before it slaps Thanatos with its tail and then proceeds to splash back into the water and swim away as fast as possible.] Oh no, come back!

[Cue more splashing noises where Thanatos fails to swim.]

She's about to ask about the 'got it from me' part when the yelling catches her ear; she turns her head, seeing Thanatos dive headfirst into the water. Oh, god.

"...uh, Orpheus?"

What part of don't go in too far did you misunderstand, dude?

[Wasn't looking up at the yelling. Used to him being an idiot all the time. But the subsequent Yukari comment is enough to make him sit up and stare. Must be something fantabulously retarded. ... What do you know, it is. B| Damnit sir LISTEN TO WHAT PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY. But it's a cue to throw off his headphones onto the chair and run out after the drowning associate, suit and all. Common sense and thinking before acting? Pfft, who does that anymore.]

[Splashes like a fantabulous retard until suddenly he realizes all he has to do to not drown is to stand there. ... Which he does. The wet sand feels nice between his toes - Oh hi, Orpheus. Came to swim with me? ... Except you're still in your suit.] I didn't realize I could just stand this deep! I lost the fish, though...

"...ugh. Idiot."

Smack him one for her, Orpheus. She'll just rearrange her towel for better leaning.

...

[Grabs by the shoulder and drags him out to the edge of the water. You're standing? Okay. You're facing at a 45 degree angle to the left? Okay. Cue Compendium summoning and BOOK TO THE SKULL. Enjoy your faceplant in the sand. Then just sends it back to hammerspace and casually walks away. Yukari pretty much said it best just then-]

Idiot.

[NO, NOT THE COMPENDIUM - Everyone is so cruel to him today! Oh well, he'll just be having a concussion with his face in the sand right now.]

Awesome. Yukari will quietly filch Orpheus' music, giggling quietly at Thanatos' faceplant, before flipping through his track list. She's always wondered what he has on here to be listening to it so often.

[You can't say you didn't deserve it! Half-drowning yourself to catch a fish who even does that fffffffff- IDIOT. Have fun looking through it. Hasn't been updated in, what, two years plus? I'll be standing over here and wringing excess water out of my pants. o-orz I'll end up having to replace it soon I know it.]

[At some point just flops his entire body into the sand and watches the waves come towards him and back. Zoning out time is now.]

Yakushima Beach // Open

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I PASSED OUT