Thanatos and Orpheus // Private Thread for the Win

[itsnotaleash]

Orpheus - ... Orpheus, stop ignoring me like that! [Oh, right. Proceeds to move one of Orpheus' headphones out of his otherwise deaf ears. So he can actually hear Thanatos.]

Come on, you need to get out more often! You've been in the Velvet Library for days now... I didn't create the pocket dimension for you to become a complete recluse like this.

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[Orpheus earns a kiss from a love-obsessed Death Incarnate.]

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[Wait what asdfghjkl; excuse us locking up time is now. As a girl, this would've normally been blush-and-flail-combo inducing. But as your brodawg/other half who identifies with straight?]

[... Well, at least being brainbroken means he's not spazzing at you?]

[itsnotaleash.livejournal.com]

[Lets go of Orpheus' neck and moves off of the table so he's sitting back against the booth.] You act like you've never been kissed before, Orpheus.

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[This an expression of "I don't know whether to start spazzing, hit you with something, or some combination of the two". Instead there's a completely blank stare, before muttering something like "don't say such things so flippantly" and going back to his coffee. Oi vay, you Ryojis and your antics orz]

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[Chuckles and lifts his lemonade to just drink from the straw and stare off towards nothing in particular for a moment.]

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[Hooray for perpetuating silences! Since all you get out of this one back to just staring out at nothing. Saving the rest of the delicious caffeinated beverage for when the food is out. Too lazy to order a refill et cetera.]

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[When it seems Thanatos has been quiet in thought for too long, the waitress comes out with their stacks of pancakes. Cue Thanatos cheering right up and continuing his onslaught of hitting on the adorable waitress. He might as well be sparkling right now.]

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[Oh? What was that sir? Kick you in the shin for being a womanizer? Okay then! KICK]

[itsnotaleash.livejournal.com]

O-Ow!

Oh, sorry! I must have banged my foot... Haha! [The waitress leaves.] Ow... Orpheus, why would you do that?

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[Sorry, sir. Too busy ignoring you in favor of nomming pancakes. Have some dignity and suffer in silence gdit]

[itsnotaleash.livejournal.com]

[Oh, well... Thanatos will be nomming pancakes as well to dull the pain. Mm, maple syrup.]

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[Hells yeah pancakes. And don't be such a wimp. :|]

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[Continues to eat pancakes at an alarming rate. He is so not a wimp, he's already over the pain coming from his kicked shin!]

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[Hm. So next time, kick you harder. Got it.]

[itsnotaleash.livejournal.com]

... You all right, Orpheus? [Why are you staring at me like that are you planning on kicking my poor shin more. I'm just eating my pancakes...]

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Fine. [Sips coffee. Deadpan. Me? Planning something? Never... :|]

[itsnotaleash.livejournal.com]

If you say so... [Eating more pancakes is now. OM NOM NOM.]

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Mn. [Ignorance is bliss~ I mean what? I'm totally innocent. Just black hole-ing what's left of my pancakes o/]

[itsnotaleash.livejournal.com]

Mm, these pancakes are delicious...

Yeah, we definitely should come here more often!

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I guess.

[Apathy hells yeah]

[itsnotaleash.livejournal.com]

These pancakes aren't that good to you?

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[Sorry what did you say? I'm already finished so I didn't hear you.] Stop thinking too much.

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You usually say I don't think enough!

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I mean about pointless things.

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I wasn't thinking about pointless things! Orpheus...