Thanatos and Orpheus // Private Thread for the Win

[itsnotaleash]

[When the pageant was over, Thanatos didn't bother to stick around any longer than he had to. Ameno-Sagiri's words still boomed in the back of his conscious as if the other Shadow was still right there. To Thanatos, anything that was once familiar made no sense. Just when he finally began to accept he was Death... More had to happen that would cause him to feel uncomfortable about his existence. Was his heart really nothing more than just a lie? He had been so happy at the pageant. Yet, it seems happiness was only temporary when you were Death incarnate. So here Thanatos was, all alone, with a serving of unagi don in his hands to try and settle his stomach. Unfortunately, the sweet taste of eel wasn't making him feel any better. A glance outside then made him feel even worse. The fog was still in sight.]

... Lies hurt just as much as the truth? Yeah, right.

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I didn't do a damn thing!

[Oshi--curing now? CLEARLY NOT AS HAPPY ABOUT THIS AS YOU ARE. And you're just making him even more pissed about this. Good job, Thanatos.]

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Don't yell at me! [Sits up and holds his nose.]

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[Must... not... kill.....]

I wouldn't have to if you just--!

[ARGH! Cue standing up and storming out of sight. Stupid boss stupid contest stupid genderswitch EVERYTHING NEEDS TO DIE o-orz]

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Ah, wait - !

... [Sighs. He can't help it if he thinks Orpheus is hot with breasts.]

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[Have the Alp coming over and offering you some tissues for your prior nosebleed. It wants to help. ... Really :| Okaynotrly. Btw have your assistant back. Same skirt, now with the suit jacket back on. Except for the fact that the last few buttons can't go on due to loltits. Enjoy your cleavage while he facepalms.]

This is going to be inconvenient...

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... [Immediately shoves those tissues up his nose.]

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... [Well, at least he's trying. Walks off to go pay for his things while you stand around and recover from blood loss. ... Makes a note to add the tissues to the total. Methinks he's going to need them.]

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[Stands there with tissues up his nose as he waits.]

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[Lalala paying for bras. Bag retrieved! Then a handwave over one shoulder as a "come hither" before walking out. Don't be distracted by the hips either or then you're right back on the >:| side of the :| spectrum.]

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[Follows after Orpheus. Tissues still up nose to keep blood from spilling all over the Mall.]

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[Messes with the jacket while he walks, hoping to be able to get those last few to cover up the anemia-causing statement. Doesn't work. The buttons don't even come close to each other, let alone closing. Cue stopping with an irritated sigh.]

This is rritating... I need to get something that fits better.

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[Almost smacks into Orpheus.] What? NO!

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[Stare. Long expanse of silence. ... Odd reaction.]

Why not?

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... Your clothes fit fine?

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Ah... All right, then.

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... Let's just head to the dorms now, then ... ?

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[Nice try. No Level 10 link for you.]

No.

[Walks off.]

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... [OH GOD MISUNDERSTANDINGS. Flails and follows.] Ah, I didn't mean it like that! ... I live there too, you know!

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Then why do I fear for my own safety...?

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... Why would you fear me?

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I don't know. It's... somewhat strange.

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... Is it because you're female now and I'm still male?

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[Shrug. Like he cares enough to worry about it.]