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Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

Stalking is illegal. itsaleash confronts itsnotaleash.

itsnotaleash is stalking itsaleash
itsnotaleash's REAL name :Thrash Handley
itsnotaleash's REAL DOB :26th April 1978
Height :197 cmWeight : 62.1 kg
itsnotaleash has dreamt about you : 23 times
itsnotaleash became interested in you : 22nd July 2006
itsnotaleash's latest dream about you
Last night itsnotaleash dreamt that you had told them that you were leaving for good. itsnotaleash was just about ready to chop off your head with a samurai sword before the dream ended.
This is how itsnotaleash describes your relationship behind your back
'I think itsaleash is a little intimidated about my obsession over him but I'll soon win him over on the dancefloor with my kinky dancemoves!'
itsnotaleash's been stealing stuff from your house too.
itsnotaleash enjoys collecting itsaleash's dead pets for a living.
They've even started modifying their body for you
itsnotaleash now has a full-colour image of you tattooed on their back.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I think I love you. Actually I know I love you. The ouijaboard said it was true. It told me to tell you that if you do not reciprocate my love you'll get an arrow in the head.

The Police
No. calls to the police : 7 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"I've had enough of this. You know itsnotaleash, that crazed internet stalker you've been after for the last 6 months, well they've been stalking me too. They were just over at my house there not so long ago and threatened to come back and burn down my house."
itsnotaleash's Police File
We are sincerely worried about itsnotaleash's future. We believe that he has the potential to kill at least 10 people.

Testimonies about itsnotaleash
amongst_thine - Brainless patriot
'itsnotaleash is pointlessness personified. I just wish they'd kill themselves or something.'
kidofinaba - Mixes vodka with Whiskey
'I would not piss on itsnotaleash if they were on fire.'
silentafterglow - Eats everything.
'It's odd, I've known some weird fucks in my time and itsnotaleash and itsaleash would definitely top that list.'

Date: 2009-03-18 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kidofinaba.livejournal.com
Wait if you got a tattoo, does that mean I can get one too?

Date: 2009-03-18 12:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itsnotaleash.livejournal.com
I'm not getting a tattoo!

Date: 2009-03-18 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kidofinaba.livejournal.com
B-But it says you got a tattoo of mom on your back.

Date: 2009-03-18 12:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kidofinaba.livejournal.com
.. Can I see your back just in case?

Date: 2009-03-18 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kidofinaba.livejournal.com
It's not that I don't trust you dad, it's just-- Nevermind. We won't mention the ink on your neck either.

Date: 2009-03-18 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kidofinaba.livejournal.com
.. I'll go to my room.

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