Thanatos and Orpheus // Private Thread for the Win

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[When the pageant was over, Thanatos didn't bother to stick around any longer than he had to. Ameno-Sagiri's words still boomed in the back of his conscious as if the other Shadow was still right there. To Thanatos, anything that was once familiar made no sense. Just when he finally began to accept he was Death... More had to happen that would cause him to feel uncomfortable about his existence. Was his heart really nothing more than just a lie? He had been so happy at the pageant. Yet, it seems happiness was only temporary when you were Death incarnate. So here Thanatos was, all alone, with a serving of unagi don in his hands to try and settle his stomach. Unfortunately, the sweet taste of eel wasn't making him feel any better. A glance outside then made him feel even worse. The fog was still in sight.]

... Lies hurt just as much as the truth? Yeah, right.

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... I have some things I need to pick up.

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I'll come with you.

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That won't be necessary.

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I know, but I'll come anyway!

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[Mentally sputters for a moment DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ASKING FFFFFFFFFF- ...... G-god you're lucky you just got over being emo or you'd be getting throttled again.]

... All right.

[Gets up before quickly walking off, clicking heels echoing in the hallway again. Assuming Thanatos is following again, what with his head bowed in shame again. Dear god this is going to be embarrassing as all hell.]

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[Follows after Orpheus, that unagi don back in his arms. He wonders if it's still edible... Eh, of course it is! It's just a little room temperature now. Thanatos eats while he walks.]

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[Quick glances over his shoulder every so often to make sure he's still following. Distracted by his food, huh? Then silence for a bit as he walks. Long enough where it would be an automatic reaction to keep going forward. ... Yet, turns on his heel a perfect 90 degrees and power walks into the store he was in earlier that week with Mitsuru, having a short conversation with the Alp behind the desk before Thanatos gets wise enough to eavesdrop. Although the Alp's subsequent laughter might be enough of a ping as it drags the assistant into the back. Have fun being alone in a lingerie store, sir D:]

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[Had been following Orpheus without paying any attention while eating his distracting and delicious meal, so when Thanatos finally looks up from his unagi don, he realizes he is in a lingerie store at the moment.

He is in a lingerie store.

Alone. In a lingerie store. Cue utter confusion and some mind break.]

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[He can probably now hear the sounds of a quiet scuffle in the background, ending out in some rather loud arguing. Then a rather feminine shriek before the androgynous voice takes back in a yell of "keep your hands off!". More laughs from the Alp, a short chain of some rather inventive curses, before the Alp's chime of "C'mon, show your boyfriend!".]

He's not my boyfri--!!! ........

[Too late. The Alp's already grabbed your assistant by the shoulders and dragged him out of the changing room. Hey, remember the first two-piece black dress? Only the black part of the skirt is on now. And one rather revealing black and laced front-clasped bra. 36D fits perfect, don't you agree? EMBARRASSMENT TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH. And the Alp chips in with a "So what do you think?" Poor poor Thanatos.]

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O ... Orpheus!?

[He's a Ryoji, of course the first aspect of Orpheus he's going to notice right on the dot are those breasts in that revealing bra. CUE THE MOST EPIC BLOODY NOSE AND THANATOS IMMEDIATELY PASSING OUT TO THE FLOOR. Sorry, Thanatos is temporarily unavailable right now. Try again later after he regains consciousness and all that blood returns back to his brain.]

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[Long moment of silence after that.]

.....

At least until the Alp goes "That's a yes!" and proceeds to get throttled by an Orpheus before it manages to escape and get more of the same size. FLYING RAT >:[!!!!]

... U-um.... Sir?

[Walks over to kneel next to and shake his shoulder a bit. Annoyance. B| ] You only noticed now...?

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[Stirs a bit from his stupor. Looks up at Orpheus.]

Huh ... ? I had the weirdest dream - [Sees breasts!] ...

... It wasn't a dream. My Assistant is hot!

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[Ugh, you-- alksjdkljclxjzlada GONNA KICK YOUR ASS REGARDLESS IF YOU DON'T QUIT IT. Have a few finger snaps in your face - of note is the nails are the same silver as his eyes now.]

Eyes! Up here!

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... Orpheus, you did your nails.

[OH WAIT, EYES ARE GOING TO ORPHEUS' FACE NOW. ... Except those breasts are right there. Slight peek as he looks up to the face, you know how that is!]

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I didn't do a damn thing!

[Oshi--curing now? CLEARLY NOT AS HAPPY ABOUT THIS AS YOU ARE. And you're just making him even more pissed about this. Good job, Thanatos.]

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Don't yell at me! [Sits up and holds his nose.]

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[Must... not... kill.....]

I wouldn't have to if you just--!

[ARGH! Cue standing up and storming out of sight. Stupid boss stupid contest stupid genderswitch EVERYTHING NEEDS TO DIE o-orz]

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Ah, wait - !

... [Sighs. He can't help it if he thinks Orpheus is hot with breasts.]

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[Have the Alp coming over and offering you some tissues for your prior nosebleed. It wants to help. ... Really :| Okaynotrly. Btw have your assistant back. Same skirt, now with the suit jacket back on. Except for the fact that the last few buttons can't go on due to loltits. Enjoy your cleavage while he facepalms.]

This is going to be inconvenient...

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... [Immediately shoves those tissues up his nose.]

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... [Well, at least he's trying. Walks off to go pay for his things while you stand around and recover from blood loss. ... Makes a note to add the tissues to the total. Methinks he's going to need them.]

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[Stands there with tissues up his nose as he waits.]

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[Lalala paying for bras. Bag retrieved! Then a handwave over one shoulder as a "come hither" before walking out. Don't be distracted by the hips either or then you're right back on the >:| side of the :| spectrum.]

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[Follows after Orpheus. Tissues still up nose to keep blood from spilling all over the Mall.]

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[Messes with the jacket while he walks, hoping to be able to get those last few to cover up the anemia-causing statement. Doesn't work. The buttons don't even come close to each other, let alone closing. Cue stopping with an irritated sigh.]

This is rritating... I need to get something that fits better.